Coastal Parcel – Sand Sample + Mini Deed Scroll
 
Let’s be honest — most people aren’t getting beachfront property in Miami. But one square inch? That, I can offer.
 
This 1.5 oz square bottle holds a measured parcel of sand straight from the sunbaked stretch of Miami Beach, curated and sealed with care. It’s been heat-dried under the same sun that tans tourists and kisses neon rooftops. Complete with a miniature scroll designed like a deed, complete with GPS coordinates.
 
Tastefully presented with a label that reads:
“Miami Beach – sun-soaked energy, art-deco soul, and tropical promise distilled into a plot you can call your own.”
 
Whether you’re a desk-bound dreamer, need a stashing reminder of where you belong, or someone looking for a damn good gift with a sense of humor and a grain of truth — this square inch is yours and it holds the heat!
 
Hand-collected. Cleaned thoroughly. Delivered with a nod and a wink.